catholicnun:

my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet

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maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

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icychaoss:

Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever

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let’s play a game

allhailthehutch:

reblog this if you want love in your ask. it can be jokes, stories, or sexy compliments.

do it

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cumfort:

you realize how much effort you make with a person when you don’t text them first for once and they never speak to you again

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chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

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volanus:

gay4zayn:

it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span

image

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